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The title track from my second album!

Lyrics

Please come right in and take a seat
We're very glad you're here!
Can't wait to tell you all the things we're planning for the year.
The sign-in sheet is going 'round; make sure your name is clear
And check the box to indicate you'd like to volunteer....
Don't check the box!  They'll have you run the bake sale!
Don't check the box!  They'll have you run the fair!
Don't check the box!  They'll have you run the lice check!
Check the box, my friend, and you had better take care.
Don't check the box!  You'll organize the car wash!
Don't check the box!  They'll get you on the board!
Don't check the box!  You'll have to chair the fund drive!
Check the box and all of this will be your reward.
Don't raise your hand, don't raise your head, don't raise your voice.
Don't take a stand, go back to bed:  you'd got a choice.
Don't say you might, don't say you should, just say you won't.
Don't say you can, don't say you could, just say you don't.
Don't check the box!  You'll chaperone the field trip!
Don't check the box!  You'll chaperone the dance!
Don't check the box!  You'll chaperone the camp out!
Leave that sucker empty while you still have the chance!
Don't check the box!  They'll pester you on email!
Don't check the box!  They'll call you on the phone!
Don't check the box!  They'll message you on Facebook!
Check the box and they will never leave you alone
Check the box and they will never leave you alone